The Green Cunt

The Green Cunt desperately searched for a stapler that they sometimes put on his head. It is an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Green Cunt desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Green Cunt desperately searched for a teapot that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Green Cunt craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly new action, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the chosen item.

The Green Cunt owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would worship. It would have been a funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was awesome. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Green Cunt often carried a bag of poop to throw. It should have been an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was epic. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.