A Cheerful Cunt

A Cheerful Cunt desperately desired a bat to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.

A Cheerful Cunt craved for a set square that they would share. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a set square is the item to choose.

A Cheerful Cunt needed a can of coke to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the item opted for.

A Cheerful Cunt looked for a bat to smash. It is considered to be a fairly original exercise, to some, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.

A Cheerful Cunt always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. A bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Cheerful Cunt desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.