The Chinese Cunt

The Chinese Cunt needed a toilet brush that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Cunt always had with them a mug that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Cunt desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Chinese Cunt owned a custard pie that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Chinese Cunt often carried a CD player that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Cunt needed a porno magazine that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was out of this world. A porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.