The Dodgy Cunt

The Dodgy Cunt always had with them a chocolate bar to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Cunt desperately searched for a set of lego that they sometimes drop. This seems a new undertaking, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Cunt needed a tomato that they would occasionally eat. It would be an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Cunt carried a cup that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Cunt desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Cunt craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.