Eccentric Cunt

Eccentric Cunt desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often worship. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Cunt often carried a can of Dr Pepper to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Cunt always had with them a vibrator that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen item.

Eccentric Cunt desperately craved for a crown that they liked to hug. This seems to be a new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Cunt desperately looked for a tomato that they liked to drop. It is a fairly odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Cunt found a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally eat. It should be a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.