My Talented Cunt

My Talented Cunt owned a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

My Talented Cunt found a porno magazine to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

My Talented Cunt desperately needed a porno magazine that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. A porno magazine being the thing opted for.

My Talented Cunt owned a tomato that they would sometimes annihilate It was a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

My Talented Cunt desperately searched for a set of lego to experiment on. It was a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

My Talented Cunt wanted a bat that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the item selected.