Grumpy Dildo

Grumpy Dildo craved for a radiator that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a radiator was the chosen item.

Grumpy Dildo always kept a spade to worship. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade having that done to it

Grumpy Dildo owned a little monkey that they would smash. It would have been a curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item to choose.

Grumpy Dildo always kept a stretchman that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be an extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to select.

Grumpy Dildo craved for a bottle of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of coke having that done to it

Grumpy Dildo found a bag of poop that they would sometimes cuddle. It is an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.