Purple Dildo

Purple Dildo wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would hug. This is certainly an original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

Purple Dildo always had with them a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

Purple Dildo looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to choose.

Purple Dildo desperately searched for a sponge to embrace. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the chosen item.

Purple Dildo carried a condom that they would embrace. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a condom would be the chosen thing.

Purple Dildo owned a porno magazine to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.