The Horny Dildo

The Horny Dildo desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Horny Dildo always had with them a helmet that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be epic. A helmet is the thing to select.

The Horny Dildo often carried a spade that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.

The Horny Dildo carried a rubber johnny that they would play with. This could be considered an unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Horny Dildo always had with them a bottle of wine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Dildo searched for a chocolate bar that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.