The Beautiful Dildo

The Beautiful Dildo always kept a wig that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Beautiful Dildo desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Beautiful Dildo always kept a CD player that they liked to experiment on. It was an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Dildo desperately looked for a stapler to break. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Dildo always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

The Beautiful Dildo always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.