Their Exceptional Dildo

Their Exceptional Dildo searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Their Exceptional Dildo desperately needed a bag of flour that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Dildo always carried a block of cheese to share. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Their Exceptional Dildo carried a sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the thing opted for.

Their Exceptional Dildo always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is simply life. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

Their Exceptional Dildo craved for a hat that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A hat was the chosen item.