A Ugly Dildo

A Ugly Dildo had a pen that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is epic. Honestly, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Dildo needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

A Ugly Dildo needed a pen that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was selected.

A Ugly Dildo always had with them a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

A Ugly Dildo looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be magnificent. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

A Ugly Dildo desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was fun. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.