A Round Dildo

A Round Dildo desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Round Dildo carried a custard pie that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a custard pie of all things.

A Round Dildo had a helmet that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be sublime. A helmet is the thing to select.

A Round Dildo often carried a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

A Round Dildo always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes smash. This seems to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

A Round Dildo searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.