Exceptional Dildo

Exceptional Dildo carried a sponge to put down their trousers. It was a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

Exceptional Dildo craved for a teapot that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a fairly unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to select.

Exceptional Dildo desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

Exceptional Dildo carried a dildo that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item chosen.

Exceptional Dildo wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

Exceptional Dildo desperately looked for a can of coke that they liked to embrace. It was an unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to select.