A Cheerful Dildo

A Cheerful Dildo often carried a melon that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing to opt for.

A Cheerful Dildo desperately wanted a piece of paper to smash. It would have been a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

A Cheerful Dildo craved for a helmet that they would often sit and look at. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a helmet would be the item chosen.

A Cheerful Dildo desperately wanted a condom to put down their trousers. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was stunning. A condom would be the chosen thing.

A Cheerful Dildo found a computer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a strange activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.

A Cheerful Dildo carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.