The Bum Loving Dildo

The Bum Loving Dildo often carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Dildo craved for a teapot that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an original operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Dildo looked for a bat that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Dildo desperately searched for a sponge that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Dildo had a computer that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Dildo desired a computer that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was fun. A computer is the thing to opt for.