Her Confused Dildo

Her Confused Dildo had a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

Her Confused Dildo craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

Her Confused Dildo desperately needed a can of Tango that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Dildo always kept a sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be fun. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item chosen.

Her Confused Dildo owned a can of coke that they would often sleep with. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A can of coke was the thing that was selected.

Her Confused Dildo always kept a bag of poop to worship. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be awesome. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.