My Stupid Dildo

My Stupid Dildo searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is an original proposal, to most, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

My Stupid Dildo needed a bag of poop that they would often put up their bum. It was an original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

My Stupid Dildo needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often eat. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

My Stupid Dildo desired a bottle of wine that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

My Stupid Dildo always carried a custard pie that they sometimes smash. It might be a new exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Dildo needed a CD player that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Honestly, a CD player being the item selected.