Their Nervous Dildo

Their Nervous Dildo desperately wanted a pen that they would sleep with. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the thing opted for.

Their Nervous Dildo found a radiator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be magnificent. A radiator being the item opted for.

Their Nervous Dildo found a cup that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be epic. A cup being the thing selected.

Their Nervous Dildo searched for a melon that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.

Their Nervous Dildo always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. A sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Their Nervous Dildo needed a dildo that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thought, to some, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.