The Lonely Dog

The Lonely Dog desperately wanted a vibrator that they would break. This seems to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Dog found a Harry Potter wand that they would often worship. This could be considered a curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Dog desperately desired a tomato that they liked to embrace. One might say this is an odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Lonely Dog desperately looked for a teapot that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was an unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Dog wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Dog owned a can of coke that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be stunning. A can of coke being the thing selected.