The Nervous Dog

The Nervous Dog searched for a sword that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

The Nervous Dog always had with them a stapler that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Dog carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a new suggestion, to many, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is fun. A rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Dog always kept a helmet that they sometimes break. It might have been a fairly unusual operation, to me, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Dog searched for a melon that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Dog desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often annihilate It might be an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.