My Scary Dog

My Scary Dog always kept a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. It should be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

My Scary Dog found a wig to throw. It was considered to be a weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to choose.

My Scary Dog wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

My Scary Dog searched for a radiator that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

My Scary Dog had a cheese grater to try to nail to the wall. It would be an astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

My Scary Dog found a bottle of wine that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.