A Square Dog

A Square Dog always had with them a tomato to experiment on. It might have been a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

A Square Dog looked for a bag of poop that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a curious operation, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is epic. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

A Square Dog always carried a pencil sharpener that they would experiment on. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

A Square Dog wanted a cucumber that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

A Square Dog looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

A Square Dog found a Harry Potter wand that they would drop. This seems to be a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand of all things.