My Anxious Dog

My Anxious Dog had a pencil sharpener that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be sublime. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

My Anxious Dog carried a set square that they would often sit and look at. It would be a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a set square is the item to opt for.

My Anxious Dog often carried a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be wonderful. A cheese grater is the item to choose.

My Anxious Dog desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. A porno magazine was the chosen thing.

My Anxious Dog often carried a wig that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a fairly strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

My Anxious Dog desperately searched for a set square that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a set square is the item that was chosen.