The Crazy Dog

The Crazy Dog desperately wanted a melon to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a melon having that done to it

The Crazy Dog desperately searched for a set square that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Dog desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to share. One might find this to be a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Crazy Dog had a lava lamp that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Crazy Dog searched for a set square that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Dog desperately desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.