My Bum Loving Dog

My Bum Loving Dog had a pint of cider that they sometimes sit and look at. It is an extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Dog found a big sponge that they would sometimes play with. It might have been an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

My Bum Loving Dog looked for a bag of poop that they would eat. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to some, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

My Bum Loving Dog desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a weird operation, to you, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Dog often carried a radiator that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly new proposal, to many, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Dog always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. A sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.