His Different Dog

His Different Dog had a stretchman that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

His Different Dog desperately needed a spade that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a spade being the thing opted for.

His Different Dog always had with them a teapot that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

His Different Dog always carried a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. A dildo is the item to select.

His Different Dog desired a can of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A can of coke is the item to choose.

His Different Dog always kept a rubber johnny to experiment on. It would have been a curious thought, to you, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.