The Fucking Eagle

The Fucking Eagle desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often worship. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Fucking Eagle often carried a painting of a melon that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be awesome. A painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Eagle owned a radiator to demolish. It might have been a bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing to choose.

The Fucking Eagle had a set of lego that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A set of lego being the item selected.

The Fucking Eagle desired a chocolate bar that they liked to drop. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Fucking Eagle desperately desired a radiator that they would often share. It is an extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen item.