The Red Eagle

The Red Eagle had a bag of poop to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a bag of poop of all things.

The Red Eagle always had with them a big sponge that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a big sponge being the item selected.

The Red Eagle desperately needed a cucumber that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Eagle had a toilet brush that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

The Red Eagle always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a funny action, to many, but not to the Eagle, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

The Red Eagle needed a painting of a melon that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.