The Horny Eagle

The Horny Eagle desired a sponge to sleep with. This might appear to be a peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a sponge is the item to select.

The Horny Eagle needed a vibrator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Eagle always had with them a sponge that they sometimes demolish. It is a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be entertaining. A sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Eagle found a pint of cider that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Horny Eagle desperately wanted a set of lego that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

The Horny Eagle found a sword that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a sword was the chosen item.