His Fucking Eagle

His Fucking Eagle desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sleep with. This seems a different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Eagle always kept a ball that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a strange thought, to me, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

His Fucking Eagle desperately wanted a piece of paper to experiment on. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Eagle looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

His Fucking Eagle always kept a spade that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item that was selected.

His Fucking Eagle desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be sublime. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.