The Retarded Eagle

The Retarded Eagle carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be an unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was fun. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Retarded Eagle desperately searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was epic. A big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Eagle desired a CD player that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it was spectacular. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Eagle desperately craved for a rubber chicken to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Retarded Eagle needed a cup that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be awesome. A cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Eagle wanted a ball that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to select.