My Dodgy Eagle

My Dodgy Eagle craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally hug. It should be a surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to select.

My Dodgy Eagle desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally play with. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Eagle wanted a bat to throw. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Eagle had a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is fun. A can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Eagle desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand to sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be epic. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

My Dodgy Eagle desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally worship. It would be an exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen item.