Fat Elephant

Fat Elephant always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

Fat Elephant looked for a spade that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was fun. Bizarrely, a spade being the chosen thing.

Fat Elephant always carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

Fat Elephant always carried a crown that they would throw. This could be considered an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to select.

Fat Elephant needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who expected it was stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

Fat Elephant often carried a bag of flour to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.