A Troubled Elephant

A Troubled Elephant desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item selected.

A Troubled Elephant always had with them a crown that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be amazing. A crown is the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Elephant wanted a bat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be entertaining. A bat is the item to select.

A Troubled Elephant desperately craved for a radiator that they liked to eat. One might say this is an original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to select.

A Troubled Elephant had a piece of paper that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is simply life. A piece of paper is the thing to choose.

A Troubled Elephant always kept a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly different thought, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A sponge of all things.