His Troubled Elephant

His Troubled Elephant always carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

His Troubled Elephant found a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

His Troubled Elephant always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to eat. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

His Troubled Elephant desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to eat. This seems a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

His Troubled Elephant owned a bag of poop that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Elephant often carried a stapler that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a funny operation, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was miraculous. Remarkably, a stapler being the item selected.