Their Fucking Elephant

Their Fucking Elephant always carried a dildo that they would often eat. It is a different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.

Their Fucking Elephant always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

Their Fucking Elephant looked for a porno magazine that they liked to throw. It is an astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Elephant often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be an astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Fucking Elephant desired a condom that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

Their Fucking Elephant desperately desired a computer that they would throw. It should be a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a computer is the item to choose.