The Bum Loving Elephant

The Bum Loving Elephant desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Elephant wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a weird idea, to me, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Elephant desperately needed a sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Elephant craved for a vibrator that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Elephant desperately craved for a vibrator that they would eat. This seems to be an odd activity, to most, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

The Bum Loving Elephant had a melon that they would often eat. This could be considered an odd exercise, to some, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.