Exciting Elf

Exciting Elf owned a radiator that they would often sleep with. It might have been an original thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item chosen.

Exciting Elf had a chocolate bar that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

Exciting Elf desired a cup to break. One might say this is a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be fun. A cup is the item to opt for.

Exciting Elf desperately looked for a pint of cider that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Exciting Elf looked for a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a strange action, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Exciting Elf always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to throw. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.