Their Weary Elf

Their Weary Elf desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

Their Weary Elf always had with them a tomato that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item chosen.

Their Weary Elf always kept a cheese grater that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

Their Weary Elf desperately searched for a stapler that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler being the chosen item.

Their Weary Elf needed a mug that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a funny activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to choose.

Their Weary Elf searched for a tomato that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be an astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was opted for.