The Red Elf

The Red Elf desperately craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Elf needed a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Red Elf desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally share. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to select.

The Red Elf always kept a bottle of wine that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

The Red Elf always kept a block of cheese to embrace. This might appear to be a surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Red Elf craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was wonderous. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.