Yellow Elf

Yellow Elf searched for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a different suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was wonderful. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

Yellow Elf always carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. This seems an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Yellow Elf searched for a stapler to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Yellow Elf looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be an odd idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

Yellow Elf wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item selected.

Yellow Elf craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes throw. It would be a different action, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.