My Foolish Elf

My Foolish Elf desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A can of Tango being the thing opted for.

My Foolish Elf carried a bat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a bat is the item to select.

My Foolish Elf owned a can of coke that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Elf looked for a can of coke that they would hug. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

My Foolish Elf always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Elf carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes drop. This seems to be an astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A bottle of coke is the thing to choose.