My Adorable Elf

My Adorable Elf needed a set of lego that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

My Adorable Elf always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was epic. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

My Adorable Elf looked for a big sponge that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

My Adorable Elf wanted a hat that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was selected.

My Adorable Elf wanted a custard pie that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a custard pie being the item opted for.

My Adorable Elf desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.