His Eccentric Elf

His Eccentric Elf found a mug that they would sometimes break. It might have been a surprising action, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Elf desired a wig that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.

His Eccentric Elf craved for a pint of beer to embrace. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Elf craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item to select.

His Eccentric Elf desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Elf always had with them a painting of a melon that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.