My Boring Elf

My Boring Elf found a set of lego that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be sublime. Strangely, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

My Boring Elf desperately craved for a rubber chicken to put on his head. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

My Boring Elf often carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to annihilate It is a different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

My Boring Elf found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

My Boring Elf needed a bat that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was selected.

My Boring Elf desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.