His Lovely Elf

His Lovely Elf desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

His Lovely Elf often carried a toilet brush that they sometimes drop. It should be a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

His Lovely Elf had a condom that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was selected.

His Lovely Elf needed a set square that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a set square is the item to select.

His Lovely Elf searched for a CD player that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a CD player being the chosen item.

His Lovely Elf needed a tomato that they liked to play with. It would have been a fairly different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.