A Cheerful Elf

A Cheerful Elf always carried a set square that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was simply life. A set square would be the chosen thing.

A Cheerful Elf needed a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

A Cheerful Elf always had with them a bat to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be simply life. Remarkably, a bat being the item selected.

A Cheerful Elf desperately searched for a tomato that they liked to break. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be magnificent. A tomato was the chosen item.

A Cheerful Elf desperately wanted a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

A Cheerful Elf often carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.