My Fat Elf

My Fat Elf needed a hat that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a hat being the item opted for.

My Fat Elf often carried a bat that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be exciting. Remarkably, a bat having that done to it

My Fat Elf had a sword that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a sword being the item opted for.

My Fat Elf desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

My Fat Elf needed a CD player that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a CD player being the item opted for.

My Fat Elf desperately looked for a bat that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bat is the item to select.