Her Depressed Elf

Her Depressed Elf wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

Her Depressed Elf craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered it was epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

Her Depressed Elf desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a curious proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was awesome. A vibrator would be the item that was selected.

Her Depressed Elf always kept a helmet that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a helmet being the chosen thing.

Her Depressed Elf found a can of Tango that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Her Depressed Elf wanted a tomato that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was selected.